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Guido

guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
by djosnc June 7, 2023
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Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.
Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!
by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016
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Guido

Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy
by Not Sgt Major October 16, 2019
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Guido

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
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Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"
by godknows342 March 30, 2023
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