trunk funk

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
by Darnydb July 19, 2010
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jammy funk

the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤
"can you put the jammy funk on repeat?"
by Krkič September 19, 2019
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post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 17, 2007
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Penetration funk

Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.
She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.
by Piss pot McDougal October 28, 2015
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Taking a funk

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.
by Bob Joe 69 September 03, 2019
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keepin it funk

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?
by Whitelashes March 31, 2017
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Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
by TMB June 17, 2003
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