Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

rain fairy

a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.

Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."

by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010

Fairy kiss

Sneezing on someone's anus during oral sex.

Dude, I was going down on her and I wound up giving her a fairy kiss because her pubic hair got in my nose!

by Queef Queen September 3, 2019

Fairy Gaymother

The person who is there for all your gay needs. They’re the biggest gay influence in your life and they help you with all things gay.

Sarah basically introduced me to everything gay, she's my fairy gaymother.

by Nightmarechaser June 4, 2018

fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014

sphincter fairy

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy

One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.

by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011

douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 6, 2010