deuce oven

1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.

2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.

1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!

2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.

3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!

4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!

by deuce master April 14, 2014

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Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012

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deuce-droppin'

The act of dropping deuces, a.k.a. fecal matter, or to the less intelligent, "taking a shit."

I just ate a big bowl of pasta and it's time for a little bit of deuce-droppin' action.

by Fellow Deuce Dropper February 02, 2003

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beut the deuce

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".

Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"

by Marben April 18, 2008

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