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desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.
Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.
by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024
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top floor desk

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk
by supermanomri July 23, 2024
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desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.
I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.
by The open janitor July 31, 2024
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Desk opp

An object which annoys you while you're busy with your computer (hence desk opp)
"Dude I have a desk opp its pissing me off."
by Bladous January 5, 2026
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desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.
"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."
by anonpalisade April 18, 2024
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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024
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bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024
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