desk dweller

That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.
Well there goes Brian again for his morning fill up. Hes such a desk dweller
by Bigsexy5 March 04, 2023
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desk-flowers

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.
Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.
by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016
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Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021
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