acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

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Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

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Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

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Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017

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