a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together
"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024
Get the wicked yankmug. When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021
Get the Yank My Noodle Dandymug. 
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
Get the Yanking my cranberriesmug. In a hurry or in a rush, usually used when someone is late or when tempers are running high
Origin: Probably Midwestern United States
Origin: Probably Midwestern United States
Calm down, we don't have to be in a yank to get out of here.
If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time
If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time
by the_belgian_sky October 6, 2020
Get the in a yankmug. Taking many hits of Jankem in order to get very high and while high, drinking the remnant shit and piss out of the jar thus increasing your level of high
David: "Bro, you down to do a Yank Drank tonight"
Ishan: " Dude, you know i'm always down for that shit, literally"
David: " Let's get nasty"
Ishan: " Dude, you know i'm always down for that shit, literally"
David: " Let's get nasty"
by Norse111 December 19, 2012
Get the Yank Drankmug. by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018
Get the Yank my Dankmug.