A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.
by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014
Simone Shields is going to baywest
by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020
An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 05, 2011
Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
by Alleycat420 June 04, 2010
a nipple shield is a bra.
by plebsthetic September 02, 2017
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018