second grader

A little girl who thinks they know what love is. Or a boy who is in love with minecraft, and I afraid of girls.

I could tell he was a second grader, because of his minecraft

by HEHEHEEHEH July 23, 2016

Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.

I love my Second Life!

by Derek Jones March 1, 2004

Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds

You have 5 Josie seconds to win

by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021

Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.

She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.

by NickM808 January 28, 2021

Bezos Second

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second

Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!

by sebas15243 February 20, 2019

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010