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Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.
Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.
by Sausage Guitar Hero June 30, 2008
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Sausage Car

In 2004 the Japanese Government Implemented an all female car on many subways. This was done to keep men from feeling-up and harrassing women. The other cars on the train became --Sausage Cars -- because they are full of men.

See also Sausage Factory
Dude this is the Sausage Car! I can't stand this wall to wall business man stuff.
by TonyD March 14, 2005
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Sausage Casserole

Any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. A Sausage Casserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved.
Mike: "Damn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! It's a total sausagefest up in here."

Cam: "More like a Sausage Casserole."
by nevelis April 24, 2011
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Sausage situation

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.
by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008
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Sausage Casing

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"
by strawberries4lunch November 7, 2010
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ass sausage

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.
Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.
by joey king August 21, 2006
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Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating
It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight
by Lesstatt June 2, 2013
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