Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008

Bavarian Pretzel

The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.

Lucy had a bavarian pretzel given to her by Jason, Todd, and Alex. Now she can’t even ride a bike!

by Dick McTugNuts September 4, 2018

Pretzeling

In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.

I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.

by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024

Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"

by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

portuguese pretzel

when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..

the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Gay Pretzel

Two homosexuals playing Twister!

Twister on pride month was a great idea! Y'all are Gay Pretzel's

by MasterMastermind February 1, 2025