Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008

Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

Poodle puff

Straight up insult. The perfect insult for a toxic masculinity male

"You're such a poodle puff" Sarah said to Kyle as he lifted his weights

by Asiababeaa99 November 27, 2023

boy to the poodle already

Having hard sex

Damn! Let’s boy to the poodle already! It’s been a week since I’ve seen you!

by Butter Bald Boy August 11, 2024

poodle fucksquad

When your poodle isn't just enough for that special moment. So you do something fucking wild and bring another poodle in to fuck so you're just having a straight poodle fucksquad

Dude my poodle is being a real fucking cum ruiner so I was like ya know what bringing another for a poodle fucksquad

by The Gore March 5, 2014