riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

slaying the pink

To completely and utterly Beat "it" up.

To slay thine pink in thought most fabulous way

"I've been slaying the pink since i was 14"

"Chris Brown was slaying the pink all day with Rihanna"

by Eu Hellscythe June 5, 2014

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.

Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016