juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral
by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021
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Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.
Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."
by Mike Matt-ka September 02, 2010
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Punjabi Peanut

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.
"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."
by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023
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Peanut sack

A person who gives you a bad vibe or just someone you don’t like.
I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a peanut sack!”
by Gkpeanut November 16, 2017
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peanut butter

A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.

OR

Butter with peanuts in.
"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*

"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"
by Jamie the sex poo May 11, 2005
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donkey peanuts

a animal and a legume (it's not a nut in common sense, actually).

also an inside joke of those who are fond of tila tequila meaning, well meaning what - i don't know yet unfortunaly. edit/add if you know...
"are you guys enjoying your donkey peanuts tonight!?"
by tylth April 09, 2006
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Peanut Butter

A lubricant males tend to rub on a female's body so as to strengthen the flavour.

It can also be taken alone, but it is not highly recommended.
-"Go on, let's have sex"

-" Hold on honey, let me rub this Peanut Butter on your booty first.·
by Da Hangover May 08, 2014
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