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Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.
by Redant9000 September 23, 2019
mugGet the Painting a fencemug.

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.
I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.
by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021
mugGet the Paint the stallmug.

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
mugGet the Window Paintingmug.

Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head
Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted
by steven owns you February 29, 2008
mugGet the Wig paintedmug.

Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
mugGet the Painting the Prostatemug.

back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region
yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting
by urban bro creator January 18, 2017
mugGet the back paintingmug.

mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.
Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.
by Towely_jr December 3, 2013
mugGet the mixing the paintmug.

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