He is very smart in school subjects and gets great grades, but logically is the stupidest thicc boi ever. Eats more food than like everybody combined, but is as thicc as paper. Is a kind boi, but if he has a meltdown you better run. Jordan goes to middle school and thinks most peeps there are stupid even though he goes there himself. He believes boogie boarding is the thing to do with his friends. Jordan is also part of the siniGANG. Jordan is Filipino and European. Jordan is older than his sis, but is way shorter than his twin sis. Jordan is dumb and takes dares and once ate a rock in 2nd grade while still being a teachers pet. Once Jordan stapled a staple to his skin because he thought it would it would be funny, but the boi actually dumb.
by HydrototheSksksksksk September 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 
Get the Jordanmug. A very nice, and smart person, he will always brighten your day. If u see any Jordan say hi and make him your friend because any Jordan can brighten u up
by Kylie Paris April 1, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.
Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her
Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back
Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back
by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 
by Huhle February 24, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.
by OnlyTheTruthPoessesGreatBeauty December 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.