Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.
Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!
by Phildong October 22, 2011
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Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare
by Kaylenn April 12, 2020
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punk of the junk

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.
boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"
by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013
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junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.
"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."
by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011
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Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.
Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009
by Doombot! August 12, 2015
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Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 22, 2011
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Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.
I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.
by tailypoe August 18, 2008
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