Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.

Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.

by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman August 18, 2016

greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz October 13, 2013

greasy corbin

When a woman rubs her nasty vag in the partners urethral tract and urinates in it.

dude i got a greasy corbin last night

ooh you nasty bastard youre gonna get an std

by hugofatass January 19, 2010

Greasy Cunt

A person who has ulterior motives.

This greasy cunt is sucking up so hard

by Oz_larrakin June 27, 2021

greasy pout

when you are at a restaurant and order a Poutine (fries with cheese and gravy) and it's so fucking greasy and delicious it just slides down your throat and it feels so good!

"hi can i get a poutine?"
"sure thing!"
*brings out poutine*
"ahh fuck yes a greasy pout!"

by Perf! November 17, 2015