google smart

Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient

Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms

by Hellion Shores January 13, 2013

Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.

I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."

by Zimquats July 23, 2010

google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.

Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!

by Pflugbunny June 02, 2016

google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.

The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.

by Cybrboi2k October 03, 2010

google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 04, 2007

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 29, 2009

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce September 29, 2008