Schrodinger's Funny

An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.

This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.

If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.

by bigsemily October 14, 2022

Funny Balls

When one of your testicles hangs dreadfully lower than the other like a chewed piece of bubblegum flapping in the wind.

I was playing in a game and got hit right in the nads with a fast ball, now I have funny balls.

I was hangin at the nursing home and half the dudes there got a mad case of the funny balls.

by King_shields February 4, 2018

Funny Eyes

The effects of illicit drug use. A glazed look, often accompanied by tears and redness. The afflicted can often appear unsteady and suspiciously happy.

I'm not going to insert city/town/street, there's funny eyes.

by Chappers82 January 29, 2019

Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.

Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.

by BakedOwl May 15, 2020

A funny dishwasher

Anshika

Girl: *tells a joke*
Boy: Damn, you’re a funny dishwasher

by notafunnydishwasher October 23, 2020

funny kent

Another way of saying "funny cunt".

"He's a real funny kent, aye?"

by magikarp420 November 30, 2014

funny good

(interjection) an expression used during or directly after a hearty joke was illicited.

"Hahahahaha..... funny good."

by Jodam March 4, 2007