farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).
Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.
by Asmodyus January 13, 2014
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ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.
Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here
by Casscangofast March 26, 2020
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Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.
Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.
by Mud Pussy February 22, 2018
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chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 08, 2015
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asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it
Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy
by Ja$h November 07, 2014
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dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.
While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

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Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.
by Word Worm September 10, 2009
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