champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei January 29, 2016

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Champion Time

A fun and lively time. Originates as the catchphrase of the character Leon in the 2019 turn-based role-playing video game Pokemon Sword and Shield, for the Nintendo Switch.

"Dude, Ben's having a party at his house! It's gonna be a champion time!"

by Mamoru Chiba November 22, 2024

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Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.

In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'

by SuburbanDan November 22, 2011

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