Booger Tee

(noun) boo•gur tee (or booger golf)
When you stick your booger on your finger to flick it.
See how far it can go, though it might be pretty gross.

"I played Booger Tee and my yucky booger went 251 inches!"

by jjbean09 November 11, 2020

love booger

the inadvertent act of inhaling semen through the nose as a man ejaculates on your face

Get me a tissue, you gave me a love booger!

by Rockjock August 20, 2003

penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup

There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.

by ferraldi January 13, 2011

Jizz Booger

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.

Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"

Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"

by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011

booger brickle

Booger brickle is a booger that is sharp, pointy and hard as a rock. Usually when you have booger brickle and someone grabs your nose, it will cut the inside of your nose and start a serious nose bleed.

Fuck dude, don't pinch my fucking nose! I have booger brickle!

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012

Booger Spot

A spot in a persons vehicle reserved for freshly picked boogers.

Everybody has a special Booger Spot just waiting to be found.

by Jimmyz1234 June 15, 2009

Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.

Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"

by Matthew Walker May 13, 2006