by Piecenik May 22, 2016
 Get the Skrollo Blizzardmug.
Get the Skrollo Blizzardmug. by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023
 Get the Blizzard Spicmug.
Get the Blizzard Spicmug. by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
 Get the Text blizzardmug.
Get the Text blizzardmug. When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?
B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011
 Get the blizzard bottleneckmug.
Get the blizzard bottleneckmug. (n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
 Get the Michigan Blizzardmug.
Get the Michigan Blizzardmug. Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
by BeatCat February 20, 2025
 Get the Blizzard Heartsmug.
Get the Blizzard Heartsmug. by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
 Get the Hairy blizzardmug.
Get the Hairy blizzardmug.