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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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Blizzard Spic

Racial slur for Russians, cause they immigrate like Mexicans.
That section 8 house belongs to 12 Blizzard spics
by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023
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felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021
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blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011
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Blizzarding

To have in you an enormous nut, then ejaculating into either a man or woman’s butt so hard that it travels up the intestines, through the esophagus, and out the mouth.
I ended up blizzarding her because it was December 1st, the day after No Nut November.
by The Blue Blumpkin April 29, 2024
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Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze
"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"
by pissandfart August 5, 2025
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Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
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