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Skrollo Blizzard

Mixed Skor and Rollo blizzard at Dairy Queen.
Let's go to DQ and grab a Skrollo blizzard.
by Piecenik May 22, 2016
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Blizzard Spic

Racial slur for Russians, cause they immigrate like Mexicans.
That section 8 house belongs to 12 Blizzard spics
by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023
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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011
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Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
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Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective
Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
by BeatCat February 20, 2025
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Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
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