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My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021
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L337 Train

The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!

Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.
>>> "The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!"
by omg i am wtf uber October 1, 2007
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Fuck Train

1. When a group of guys all fuck each other at the same Time. Usually 1 guy fucks 1 guy in the ass, then the guy getting fucked in the ass fucks the next guy in the ass and so on......
1. Omg Guys we should all do the Fuck Train!
by pigy0300 March 29, 2015
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Cougar In Training

A woman in her thirties sharpenings her skills for when she becomes a Cougar sometime in her forties.
CITs can be found at bars, clubs, social gatherings, or anywhere young male meat may congregate.
They may roam alone or in packs at any given hour.
Their levels of sleaze and devil may care attitude are not fully developed and therefore lack the natural instinct that overflows in their competitors, the cougars.
Misty, a cougar in training, surveyed the bar for her next prey. Even though there were other CITs prowling around, it was the cougars she had to watch out for.
by Carl U Magnum December 25, 2007
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training bra

type of bra worn by very young girls with tiny tits, or even none at all yet to "train" them in wearing such a garment and get them used to it
I can't choose between that lovely girl and her hot MILF mother... it's the opposing charms of the training bra and the D cup...
by Sylvain February 18, 2005
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Soul Train

Very long running TV program that started in 1971 and it featured the best in "black" music including R&B, soul, funk, disco, and hip-hop. Hosted by the coolest m-f'er ever and downright nice guy Don Cornelius (RIP)

Soul Train today is probably best remembered for it's "heyday" in the mid thru late 1970's. The awesome animated opening sequences, big afros, and bad 1970's fashions that strangely look "hip" now. Singer Jody Watley got her start on "Soul train" as a dancer btw!

The famous "line dance" where folks would be able to show off their moves to the latest hits. Always a "live" performance or two by a musical act, and of course Don Cornelius's interview. It wasn't called "the hippest trip in America" for nothing!

We miss you Don, we miss Soul Train, and we miss all the great music, talent, and sounds you exposed us to!
Where I grew up in the 1970's, "Soul Train" always came on after 'saturday morning cartoons' and it exposed me at a very young age to some great music at a young age!
by gmartinfan June 3, 2015
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dancing with the train

The destruction or ruin of one's own interests.

Committing suicide.

An unequivocably crazy-assed "this will end it" choice.
Dude, if you tell your boss to "go fuck himself" you are dancing with the train.
by HChick March 8, 2006
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