a blow job that is given slow and with great mouth work that makes you nutt faster than normal. as stated by the sammy in blue mountain state the tv show
by pick-nasty May 14, 2011

by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.
The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.
The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.
Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.
Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"
Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"
by JayGee 74 June 5, 2011

Person 1: "Dude why is there is blood all over your bathroom floor?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry about it my brother is just a slow magt"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry about it my brother is just a slow magt"
by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.
by JTD April 14, 2005

A term defining the slow jiggle of a large woman's bottom, in other words, a deliriously fat ass. Not at all delicious.
by the 2 slice February 26, 2009
