When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage
“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”
by MrBunBuns1496 April 23, 2025
Get the Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique mug.The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
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Chuck It All In Technique
A resin-crafting method popularized by Claire from Claire’s Crafty Corners in which multiple decorative elements—such as pigments, glitters, inclusions, or additives—are added to resin at once rather than layered or planned individually. The technique embraces spontaneity and controlled chaos, often producing unique, unpredictable results.
A resin-crafting method popularized by Claire from Claire’s Crafty Corners in which multiple decorative elements—such as pigments, glitters, inclusions, or additives—are added to resin at once rather than layered or planned individually. The technique embraces spontaneity and controlled chaos, often producing unique, unpredictable results.
“I tried to plan my coaster design, but halfway through I gave up and used the Chuck It All In technique—now it looks way cooler than I expected.”
by Renorah January 31, 2026
Get the Chuck it All In Technique mug.The Burger King Technique is when an individual with testicles puts their genitals in a Whopper and gets someone (typically their partner or best friend) to eat the Whopper with the balls included. This technique can be preformed on one’s own with some difficulty. And of course, the balls aren’t actually consumed, they are rather licked while the Whopper is being eaten.
by soap from burger king February 15, 2026
Get the Burger King Technique mug.A resin pouring technique where clear resin is poured into a mold almost to the top, and after it hardens a bit, a layer of chunky glitter in resin is poured on top of it. When demolded, the resin piece is clear with the bottom glitter layer shining up through it. This is a great technique for pouring jars and lids.
by Feathersong February 25, 2026
Get the glitter-bottom technique mug.A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.
That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
Get the Taiwanese Handjob Technique mug.a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
by holysanta July 17, 2025
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