New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.

person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there

by Rhaast May 11, 2022

Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.

"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"

by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004

Tech Level

Tier levels of modifications which can be installed on a vehicle, or price of equipment to make it function at an above stock level capacity.

This exhaust system is tech level 2, and it costs $2500. If you want something cheaper look towards tech level 0.5 or 1.

by Bholdr July 16, 2020

Tech Titan

Tech Titans are people or companies that have contributed the digital/Information age with innovative tech products or services. These people are usually billionaires and reside in Silicon Valley.

Examples:
William Shockley - transistor
Jack Kilby - Integrated circuit
Gordon Moore & Robert Noyce - Intel cofounders
Bill Hewlett & David Packard - Hewlett-Packard
Frederick Terman - father of Silicon Valley
Steve Wozniak - father of the personal computer
Steve Jobs
Bill Gates & Paul Allen - Microsoft
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Larry Ellison
Michael Dell
Larry Page & Sergey Brin - Google
Mark Zuckerberg
Jack Ma

The Tech Titans of Silicon Valley are some rich ma fuckas.

by Dick bomb November 13, 2015

purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.

The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.

by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021

L tech

laughing slowly at first until it gradually increases becoming more and more noticable.

laughing around your friends uncontrollably for a while means your L tech (or laughing tech) is out of controle

by Assman3000 March 31, 2009

Tech Mafia

Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci

Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo

Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)

Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data

Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker

Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)

Justi (Core member)

Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)

Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter

What is Tech Mafia ? Tech mafia is a Black hat cyber team

by Fcvv August 24, 2020