Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Taint Strip

The female equivalent of name-calling a male a douche bag.

This entitled girl believes backwards hats and cargo shorts are attractive, what a taint strip!

by JPonSaturday February 29, 2020

Ding Taint

Compound word that combines ding ding and taint. Used when injured in the mid-section prior to knowing the precise location of the injury. The word is usually used spontaneously in the moment of a mid-section injury.

I tried to straddle jump the pole in the parking lot...ouch I just hit my ding taint.

by Giants fan July 5, 2020

Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days

I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.

by GetReality January 5, 2022

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

Taint nibbler

Someone who loves to nibble on the hairs between the balls and ass.

Damn your such a good taint nibbler.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014