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Switch Nollie

The phrase ‘Switch Nollie’ is used to say somethings fake or call someone out on their bullshit, because switch nollie is a stance in skateboarding that doesn't actually exist.
Guy 1: Yo bruh check out this diamond.
Guy 2: Man that’s switch nollie shut the fuck up!
by bruhbruhbruhfrog June 29, 2020
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switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.
I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.
by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014
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Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.
It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!
by KT77 December 20, 2019
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switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021
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Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.
She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.
by KillBot69 January 28, 2019
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switching ends

Going between throwing up and having diarea. Normally when food poisoning or something of that nature occurs.
I am not feeling very good, I was switching ends all morning.
by T3gs September 1, 2017
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switch panic

When someone tests which side of the switch spectrum you're leaning towards.
"He kept saying please and then demanded me to sit down. I wanted to take over but then I wanted to listen. I had a switch panic."
by Jalexis00 February 1, 2021
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