Swagonometry

When your overly fried and have so much swag that you can control it.

Zacari said “You don’t have the swagonometry to comprehend what I’m saying”.

by leekslif3 January 27, 2026

Hipster Swaglord

A person who dresses in a street-wise manner as a means of hiding their inner desire to be a hippie.

See that Hipster Swaglord over there with the Dr Dre Beats, Nike Dunks and Beanie, I bet they're listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.

by leftonheatherton May 16, 2015

Wet spagoot

The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.

Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock

by Jaybread July 22, 2018

Benito Swagolini

A Verry drippy guy

Kyle:Man did u see Benito swagolini
Joe: shut up Kyle

by BeNeTo SwAgOliNi September 24, 2022

Benito Swagolini

Some pissed off Italian dude's autistic step-cousin with some FUCKING DRIPP

I fucked Benito Swagolini last night.

by OMG WHY IS EVERY DICK TAKEN September 26, 2022

faze_swaglord

A absolute sweat at fortnite who has no bitches

Guy: carl rodney spencer is such a faze_swaglord

by Tihanna smith February 2, 2025