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Not Swag

Someone who texts their ex-boyfriend from three years ago that wants nothing to do with them. Said ex-boyfriend ultimately finds said person repulsive.
Mikayla : Wow i have no life, i should text my ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.
by shallowboat March 29, 2022
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Swag

Literal ball sweat.
Could also be you ball sweat too much.
Testicular perspiration, if that's possible.
Stranger 1: Hey man are you up for a mindless game of balls and nets *pants heavily*
Stranger 2: ewwwwww too much swag man, i can smell ya from a block away!
by Tetsuryuu May 22, 2022
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Swag

You have a lot of swag.
He has a lot of swag .
by Jack Billy April 5, 2017
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Swag

Secretly We Are Gay
The term swag was invented in the early 1960's by a group of gay men in Hollywood. it stands for "secretly we are gay" because being gay was illegal and most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies.
Bro, swag right?
by Jwijfnjondfihbwdihndihb January 3, 2021
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Swag

Definition of Anna. They are so swaggy the world stops in awe. No one can compete with this amount of swaggyness. Not even someone named Mariam.
Oh wow you are swaggy. ALMOST as swaggy as Anna!
by Skckosoakcsax May 24, 2018
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SWAG

SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!
by i have a big dick and tits March 14, 2020
mugGet the SWAGmug.

SWAG

I wish I could have SWAG right now.”
by totallynotstella December 23, 2021
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