The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.
guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...
by calasin June 05, 2017
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When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 03, 2020
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first world problem

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
by damaca September 24, 2011
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Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.
John is trying to solve the three body problem.
by Deep blue 2012 July 07, 2010
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Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
by bumchutney September 21, 2014
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face problem

how you would describe an ugly person

-not describing someone with a flaw....just someone wit an ugly face in general
Damn.....that girls body is bangin...but too bad she's got a face problem!!!!
by Bubzwon & 53co. August 25, 2008
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