farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.
dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting
Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.
Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.
by supersilicone September 13, 2012
a groooovy, down-with-the-kids dance, often performed by the senior members of the brides family at her wedding reception.
adopted by adoloescents mocking their fathers when they have gone to the buffet.
the foundations of the dance lie in the bent knees and elbows, accompanied by the elbowing of invisible children (or dwarves) on alternate sides and stamping on the invisible little people when they are on the floor.
all to a beat, of course.
adopted by adoloescents mocking their fathers when they have gone to the buffet.
the foundations of the dance lie in the bent knees and elbows, accompanied by the elbowing of invisible children (or dwarves) on alternate sides and stamping on the invisible little people when they are on the floor.
all to a beat, of course.
beej: woah dad, you're really killin' them all on the dancefloor. is that the funky chicken?
dad: no, son, it's called dad dancing. its just a little something i picked up from your grandad. its a family tradition and now i think you've matured enough for me to pass on the legacy.
dad: no, son, it's called dad dancing. its just a little something i picked up from your grandad. its a family tradition and now i think you've matured enough for me to pass on the legacy.
by barnetman January 23, 2007
A dad who involves himself in his son's and friends' activities. He's at least forty and thinks he's young, cool and one of the bros. Stocked with all the tools and toys; e.g. boat, weights, PS4, big screen TV, stainless steel BBQ grill, motorcycles, etc.
Common activities include: gym workouts with his son and friends, boating, mainstream sports, watching pay-per-view mixed martial arts, pool parties, chilling at the beach, attending major sporting events with his son, friends and their girlfriends.
Common activities include: gym workouts with his son and friends, boating, mainstream sports, watching pay-per-view mixed martial arts, pool parties, chilling at the beach, attending major sporting events with his son, friends and their girlfriends.
by ChaffingMavericks July 22, 2014
term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....
When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump
by sheila in the car June 12, 2009
A man who doesn't pay child support and also disrespects his baby mama in front of the children and disregards her feelings. A man who believes that having a job means that any form of child care is not his job. And who gets 'overwhelmed' by taking care of his children for a few hours but doesn't understand that the mother takes care of them night and day with no breaks.
Mom: can you please help me by giving me a break?
deadbeat dad: give YOU a break? I work all day. All you do is sit on your ass at home and watch kids. Sounds easy to me.
(then on seperate day when man is watching kids)
Deadbeat dad: this kids are driving me crazy. I'm so tired.
Mom: you've only been with them for an hour.
deadbeat dad: give YOU a break? I work all day. All you do is sit on your ass at home and watch kids. Sounds easy to me.
(then on seperate day when man is watching kids)
Deadbeat dad: this kids are driving me crazy. I'm so tired.
Mom: you've only been with them for an hour.
by shitouttaluck December 31, 2011
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by Click on this for free vbucks November 14, 2018
A father who doesn't have physical custody of his child. So, to compensate for this, he makes the visitation times with his child all about fun. The child's homework isn't done, there isn't a set bedtime and the child stays up late, the child watches all kinds of inappropriate movies/tv/video games. The father is more like a "friend" that's a bad influence than a parent.
This type of father chooses to live far away enough from his child so he has an "excuse" not to participate in school and extra-curricular activities, unless he wants to.
He will also dictate to the custodial parent on how to raise his child but rarely offers to help in the rearing in any manner.
This type of father chooses to live far away enough from his child so he has an "excuse" not to participate in school and extra-curricular activities, unless he wants to.
He will also dictate to the custodial parent on how to raise his child but rarely offers to help in the rearing in any manner.
Scene: Disney Dad is returning child to custodial parent on a Sunday Morning.
The child spent all weekend at dad's "playing" and comes home to his custodial parent with a backpack full of homework.
The "Disney Dad" then tells the other parent that he thinks the child should go to a charter school. He doesn't offer the other parent a means of getting the child there but wants to dictate to the custodial parent to make himself feel superior.
"Disney Dad" purposely lives far away enough from the custodial parent and his child that he has an excuse that he can't help out with school activities, extra-curricular activities, sports, etc. The child suffers because of his selfishness and unwillingness to put his child's needs first.
The child then spends the remainder of the day with the custodial parent doing his homework.
The child spent all weekend at dad's "playing" and comes home to his custodial parent with a backpack full of homework.
The "Disney Dad" then tells the other parent that he thinks the child should go to a charter school. He doesn't offer the other parent a means of getting the child there but wants to dictate to the custodial parent to make himself feel superior.
"Disney Dad" purposely lives far away enough from the custodial parent and his child that he has an excuse that he can't help out with school activities, extra-curricular activities, sports, etc. The child suffers because of his selfishness and unwillingness to put his child's needs first.
The child then spends the remainder of the day with the custodial parent doing his homework.
by ChrisMar September 23, 2012