Stroking the kitty

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!

I made my girlfriend squirt by intensly stroking the kitty!

by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)

John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!

by hpat April 19, 2019

Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

stroking

Having a stroke .

"Oh no, he's stroking!"

by KamiNoodle November 3, 2019

streaming cowgirl

The preferred sexual position for females of most sex scenes on streaming services such as Netflix.

You know Sally is really starting to like Shawn. That's two love scenes in a row where she was doing streaming cowgirl.

by Steven W. E. July 8, 2020

Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021