Boston Stroker

a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.

“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.

Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.

Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”

by Jrrywbb July 5, 2023

quadruple hand stroke

When four people, men, women, or both, jerk a man off all at the same time

A quadruple hand stroke is related to a Circle jerk, but not exactly the same

by hitler's bestie May 21, 2017

Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.

He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.

by Daproduca September 21, 2018

Stroker

Male masturbation toy. A stroker us a soft rubber sex toy that has a hole for receiving male genitalia and that is designed to feel and look like female genitalia.

I tried the new ACME stroker. It was better than sex with a girl and best of all I didn't have to call it the day after!

by straycat12345 June 2, 2018

Amper Stoked

The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Switch Stroker

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.

Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...

by AzzaCadabra September 25, 2010

two stroke barbecue

The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.

"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"

by Black Cobra September 14, 2011