Skip to main content

The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
mugGet the The ol' Minty Stewart mug.

Mrs. steward

An ugly person that cant do nothing but ride her dads dick and do math but she hates nate so yeah im pretty sure she fucks nate at night I think she is a man
by pussy licker 30000 April 12, 2019
mugGet the Mrs. steward mug.

sophie stewart

a girl from christian outreach collage brisbane. she is one of the hottest chick in the school.
also known as. sophinator. has a cute noes
"dayymmmee!! she's fine", "uh its sophie stewart"
by stewiegriff November 7, 2007
mugGet the sophie stewart mug.

Stevariftasticness

The meaning of the highest level of coolness.
This guy in my band has got an unmeasurable of Stevariftasticness.
by Shelbym22492 February 12, 2009
mugGet the Stevariftasticness mug.

steward school

A private school in Richmond VA that all the kids who couldn’t get into schools, such as saint Christopher’s or saint Catherine’s, go. Steward kids love to crash parties for schools like trinity episcopal and stc. They are typically seen with freeman highschool kids, because both of these schools love marijuana. Steward consists of about 50% potheads 40% complete assholes and 10% decent people. Steward is also fairly decent in most sports regardless of its udder lack of social skills.
A typical conversation between steward kids:
Steward school kid: “Hey man are you going to that trinity party on Saturday, I heard there’ll be HELLA alc”
Other TSS kid: “Idk man I already planned a smoke sesh with the crew”
by Urmom223 September 26, 2019
mugGet the steward school mug.

rod stewart

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
by Panocha007 June 8, 2003
mugGet the rod stewart mug.

Steward

In charge of everything. Very cocky person. Also thinks they own the world. Thinks he is good looking. Is the definition of childish
ugly is Steward
by dsjghidfj March 23, 2012
mugGet the Steward mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email