std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 3, 2024

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A super terrific dude

“Yo did you see kamo today” “ yea I heard he’s a std”

by Kamo the std October 30, 2023

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STD

An abbreviation of Super Trigonometric Dinosaur, a type of oragami that is typically made as a cool gift.

"I got an STD from Faye a few weeks ago"

by InkoStuff January 28, 2024

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The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong November 30, 2023

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An acronym which means significant time or date

I remember daniels birthday, he gave everyone his STD

by Goblin.. February 23, 2024

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STD Trap

A calculated act of giving someone an STD and deliberately hiding it, with the twisted intention of isolating them — banking on shame, fear, or lowered self-worth to make them believe no one else will want them, so they feel trapped in the relationship. The dark, manipulative cousin of a baby trap — built on control instead of commitment.

“She wanted to leave him so bad, but after the STD trap, she felt like nobody else would ever date her — and that’s exactly what he was counting on.”

by Treyder February 21, 2026

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