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Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.
Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!
by Kimi1984 January 3, 2011
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mentally stalking

when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone
god i always catch myself mentally stalking matt
by Destiny547 February 7, 2019
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Softly-stalking

Going somewhere in hopes to run into a crush to solicit interest without going to the extremes of stalking, aka constantly checking up on Facebook and messaging said person
She went to a different coffee shop than usual to softly-stalking the guy she met last week
by SweepIt June 8, 2015
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open stalking

To stalk a person with the intention of being caught or being noticed either physically by following the person or online
When do some open stalking when I am bored
by Genghis can't February 18, 2019
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Glympse stalking

Checking on the GPS location of a person after they have enabled the Glympse tracking app on their smartphone.
I see that you stopped at the grocery store before coming home because I was Glympse stalking you.
by LPGreycat May 12, 2017
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Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone
A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him
by Vona April 30, 2020
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table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010
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