squidwardo

A high/drunk psychotic person.

Look at this squidwardo

by Jcav1002 May 8, 2018

Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.

Squidward likes to succ john thicc

by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

Slizzard Nasty

When you are so drunk that you do nasty shit like taking people's abandoned drinks at the bar.

I knew I was slizzard nasty when I woke up next to a 60-year-old man

by Satanspetiguans June 4, 2019

Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.

"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."

by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019

Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019