squid

a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass

"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"

by kevin from boston September 28, 2009

squid

Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.

Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"

by nukenabber December 30, 2004

Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."

by Damien April 23, 2005

Squibble

Is a overly moist vaginal emission of gas generally during a woman's menstrual cycle or in simpler terms a bloody p*ssy fart.

When Katy bent down to throw away her tampon she accidentally let out a squibble and knew she was going to need a new tampon...

by Ev-C July 21, 2020

wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy

You're a damn wet squid!

by Claywell March 31, 2007

squick

A term originated around 1994 in the alt.tasteless newsgroup as a response to the question "What is the sound of a good skull fucking?" The term was quickly picked up by the alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus group and used primarily within Subgenius circles as a verb meaning "To fuck someone in the skull." The term was co-opted by the BDSM community some time latter, and its original meaning is often overlooked or ignored.

It's not often that I get to squick, but since I've become a mortician it is much easier.

by squidflakes March 18, 2004

Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.

DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"

by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005