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sock squid

When you jerk off and cum in a sock and then turn it inside out. It's a sock squid!
Ryan left all his sock squids on the floor when he forgot to clean up after himself!
by yeahimokwut March 1, 2009
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street squid

Slang for inexperienced motorcycle riders. They begin the riding season but end up splattered on the concrete, like a street squid, before the end of the season.
The idiot on the loud Harley zipped in and out of traffic, oblivious to speed limits and space constraints. Jimmy watched and thought, yep there goes another street squid.
by MsLi July 1, 2011
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squidge

a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.
Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!
by bricklen April 1, 2005
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squidilly diddilly

A word commonly used to refer to a wet penis or like objects such as cooked spaghetti.
Im gonna go to the park and a squidilly diddilly.
by Slacc October 21, 2018
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squibdink

A specialized dive where one twists around in the air and dives into the water facing the board. This looks both rediculous and hilarious. Those who can do it are called "squibs".

"Hey Bill do a squibdink dive."
"Hey Squib, you goin to the splash hop?"
He's a complete squibdink.
by tjkenny January 27, 2008
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SquidgyJester

Possibly the worst xbox live account name ever, besides bozoface.
Fuck SquidgyJester..goddamn n00b.
by mlhfbjt November 28, 2010
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Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!
by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013
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