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Slurp tornado

To suck a dick while being spun in a circle very fast
Debra:hey Ron I’m really dizzy after the slurp tornado you gave me
by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022
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Slurger

When one bashes someone through words, typically with slurs, instead of bringing physical harm. I.e. The words version of knuckle sandwich.
1: Damn dude, you aughtta give that guy a knuckle sandwich!
2. Nah man I’m gonna give him a Slurger.
by Carneneshow June 6, 2022
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Slurp Jurp

An item in Fortnite used when your shield is low
Jared: Yo my shield is mad low
Jeff: Just drink that Slurp Jurp you Goofy
by jawshisasinner June 27, 2022
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Slurp-a-durp 3000

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it
I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!
by Bobbinska July 7, 2022
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slurp click noice

even better than noice, used for food.
the potatos where slurp click noice
by MasterWoobus December 13, 2022
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Slurconut

A slurconut is the object that the game 'Slurconut Catch' is centred around. It has an outer fibrous husk, a hard shell, and a nut that contains edible meat and liquid. It also contains a hole in the top, typically around 5 inches wide, in which paper strips are thrown in with suggested words written on them.
George Washington: Hey James, catch the slurconut!

James: Okay. Here I go.

George Washington: Wow James, that was a grand catch!
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Slurconut Catch

Slurconut catch is a sport in which you throw the 'Slurconut' in a circle of 3-20 people, to the person on your right. When catching the Slurconut, one must reach into it's hole and take out a slip of paper, typically with a slur on it, and say it out loud. The last person to chicken out is the Slurconutter.
John: Hey dude, do you want to play a quick game of Slurconut Catch?
David: Yessir. I bought my Slurconut today!
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