Spread the cheese

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.

You spread the cheese you faggot!

by Jem August 16, 2004

ghetto spread

when your spilling tea and it turns ghetto

did u see that new post? of that’s ghetto spread

by bad bleeps September 22, 2020

Man spreading

When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.

Stop man spreading asshole, I'm not impressed.

by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018

natural spread

the way a pair of ass checks spread open to expose the asshole without any assistance.

when sally bent over to get her panties, i caught a glimpse of a hell of a natural spread.

by iceman21 May 15, 2007

Spread eagle

Spread eagle is when you lay down on your stomach and repeatedly open and close your legs until you ejaculate on the carpet

Example: I walked in on my friend Chris doing the spread eagle on the ground last night

by Maxipad753 June 23, 2021

full spread

It's not just another word for a spread in a magazine, but it can also mean spreading your cheeks.

"Dude she totally showed me her full spread"

by DR.PEPPA August 6, 2016

spread em

when you want a girl to spread them

guy: oy
girl: what
guy spread em

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018