Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.
Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022
When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.
by Wood Knee January 06, 2008
"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"
by Avix85 June 30, 2017
The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.
OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.
Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
by Bosscat71 September 03, 2019
Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.
When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.
by theduckie13 January 12, 2010
Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?
Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!
Jess: Sorry I forgot.
Trav: No butter sponges for you!
Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!
Jess: Sorry I forgot.
Trav: No butter sponges for you!
by h8memucho November 09, 2011
1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008