splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

Splurking

The act of fondling/flicking a girl's bean after it has been lavished in her juices.
(rubbing a wet clit)

Girl: Remember last night when you where splurking me?
Guy/Girl: Yeah?
Girl: Can we do that again?

by Tsumino January 20, 2016

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

spludgeon

A girl named nicole that has a flat chest & smells like salty lint in the air.

Ahh that spludgeon is coming.
Hi boys im nicole, do me
Die mutant bitch die run away.

by Splonk December 14, 2008

Splur

A half-slurring, half-purring way of speaking. Much the way a drunken cougar will say "Hi" to you in the elevator.

Did you see that drunk woman trying to pick you up? She was so hammered she was splurring.

by extantism July 22, 2008

Splunge

When a guy kicks a woman in the snatch, and the foot gets stuck.

Ah man! Did he just splunge that chick!

by King of the Jews April 4, 2007

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008