Splintercellulitis

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

by Matazaron November 11, 2007

Splindifurous

to mean spectacular or very exciting.
Also could mean to be happy.

Man i wish i could be as splindifurous as, she is.

by Vanessa Taylor April 29, 2008

Splaint

It is an adjective that describes the area between the woman's vaginal opening and her anal cavity that has been split open from the birthing process.

During my lap dance, my knee got lost in her splaint.

by Pedro Pescador February 20, 2012

Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco

"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"

by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017

splingle

To twirl and wipe out after the process of twirling.

"Hey dude, remember that autist from school? He totally splingled at lunch!"

by Gopnik Keikei May 15, 2018

splint penis

when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle

“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”

by gobblethecockle420 November 28, 2021