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mr stark i don't fell to good seed spiderman as he turned in to dust
by hi hi bye bye June 7, 2019
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Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.
Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning June 16, 2016
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the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”
person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021
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Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
by BigDaaave April 24, 2017
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Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot
"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."
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Spiderman

After you smash and go to pee, a spider-man is when the cum and pee mix and hit the toilet bowl, creating a long web. extremely rare.
hey babe, come check this shit out!!! i just hit a spiderman!!!
by Guierrmo The 3 July 10, 2019
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Spidermanning

To make the conscious decision after you blew your load to get rid of it by throwing it at someone, alike the way Spider-Man slings webs at his enemies.
Kyle: Yo dude, I was totally spidermanning people standing down on the street below from my balcony.
Sinon: That’s sick man...
by JHerb46 August 9, 2020
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