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The area under the stairs (often a cupboard) where things are stored. Used in North Wales.
"Take off your boots and put them in the spench"
by Roddy Williams October 14, 2006
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A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.
I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
by Cwips February 18, 2004
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Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.
Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.
by MaddDad February 24, 2014
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Skeech, the act of holding on to the back bumper of a vehicle and being pulled along on snowy streets in your everyday shoes.

Willow Springs IL and area slang....
Streets are slick let's skeech...
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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Shpeech or shpeeched(Verb)- To shpritz. To ejaculate. To masterbate. To skeet skeet. To shoot one's man juice.

Shpeech-(Noun)- Semen. Sperm. Man juice. Penis pudding.

Shpeecher (Noun)- one's shmeckle or penis. One's tush.
"I think I shpeeched my pants"
"Did that guy just shpeech on Rafi ?!?!?"
"Steven Z has a small shpeecher"
"I think ______ takes it in the shpeecher"
by F'in SeanZ. August 27, 2007
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One who fluently speaks phonetics, and nothing else.
wʌn ˈhuː ˈfluːəntli ˈspiːks fəˈnetɪks, ænd ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈels ɪz eɪ <speechy>
by Azerick February 14, 2012
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