discombobulatory speech

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass

that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

free speech

Something in which the phone company does not believe.

I just got my telephone bill today. Unless I pay a small fortune, they're sending in the phone cops. Ouch!

I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.

by bitchuck April 24, 2025

Texas speech

You know, it’s like Texas Toast, but for speech.

Texas speech isn’t working

by Definitely not blue February 24, 2025