When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.
But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.
But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.
by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021
Get the Dirty spanishmug. While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddlermug. When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.
Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.
by Dubbaj September 10, 2008
Get the spanish omlettemug. the art of placing ones nose in the anal cavity of someone else and exhaling. called so since many spanish people were thought to have performed this during the revolution
by Jasvk May 13, 2003
Get the spanish nosemug. by Gunter March 15, 2005
Get the doin it spanishmug. A phrase used by someone who is perplexed, but cannot find the right curse words to express their anger.
by C.P.C. September 10, 2010
Get the Spanish Junglemug. Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.
"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.
"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.
"But of course!" said Mollie.
"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.
"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.
"But of course!" said Mollie.
"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.
by Mollie and Kathryn May 27, 2004
Get the Spanish Teachermug.